What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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NAACP

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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