- Anti Joke

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information