Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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speech and debate.

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politically correct!

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acualy is dolan

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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So. The gays. ...

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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