Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

bob saget

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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