- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Dogs

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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