Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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xavier stop

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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