- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Civil Rights.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Womens rights.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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