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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Lil' Wayne

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Cancer.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

WNBA

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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