Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Badgers are cool

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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