How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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