What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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