- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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