- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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