What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Anti Joke

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