Ebola

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Alex Eggbert

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Minecraft.

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mark is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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