- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why did I get raped

Soccer...

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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