what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Spread the net.

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cancer

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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