Yo daddy!

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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women's rights

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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