what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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I like hats XD!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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bum sex lol

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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who is awesome? no one...

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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obama

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Anti Joke

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