Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Dick spice

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Hearpin my durp

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Nothing yet CC

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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