- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Garry Glitters on here

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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