- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Bloody kids ...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Ms. Smoot's class

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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