What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Come In!

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Yo daddy!

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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