- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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