- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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