- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Fox News.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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