- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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