What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Anti-joke.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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