- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

knock knock who's there aids

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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