What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Jason Connor.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Anti Joke

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