What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Your time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I had my period 3 days ago.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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