- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a nigger.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

If you are my friend like it!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Maturity is a virtue.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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