Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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