- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Women.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Garry Glitters on here

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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