What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Women's rights.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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I'm Jewish

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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