When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Josh kissing a girl

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Don't rape me!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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