What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Women

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Women's sports.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A bar walks into your mother.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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