- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

How much is an abortion? A life

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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