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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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