Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Jake Bowar

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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