- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

nine...eleven

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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