Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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brett is a dick

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Hello

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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My mom's dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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