- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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