Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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