Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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