Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Dozer has a soul

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Don't rape me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Communism

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

The glass is half an hour.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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