What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Hitler

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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