- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Scott

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

No.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron