- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Popsicles

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Netball.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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