Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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