- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's in there? Get outta there...

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

This is not a joke.

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